Ma'am, if you'd step away from the mirror please

Don't you hate those girls that are so vain?
Like vainer than me. And that's pretty vain.
And I don't understand what makes these people so obsessed with themselves.
Some girls manage to convince themselves that some people are "following" them.
Which is utter nonsense.
And some just seem to think that life hates her.
Can we just send this bitch to Africa please?
She might be a little more grateful for what she has when she comes back.