I might as well go die in a hole now.

I missed 11/11/11 11:11. Both times. Yes, I was awake on the day. But I missed the 11:11 parts.
First time I just didn't happen to be near a clock at that time. Second time I set an alarm, but I fell asleep. And the alarm didn't wake me up. So I woke up this morning with my lamp still on, my laundry down inbetween the wall and my bed and I for some reason had a painful buttcheek and neck.
I honestly did not know how that happened.
FML