Harry Potter's Big Wand

Karate Expert!

I <3 Jimmy Mcmillin

Mean Kitty - Tail Boxing

Go Sparta!

Britney Spears - Till The World Ends (Chinese Guy Review)

Shit on your face AND in your pants when you die? Whoa. That's a pretty shit ending to your shit life. Literally.

smokie - who the fuck is alice

I love this song. It is so sweet.
And then it is all out of the blue like ALICE?! WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE?!
And then it is all sweet again. Ahhh. My signiture song bro.

My friend pissed me off so I'm gonna make a blog post about it.

Seriously, don't write so are you.....? and then don't finish the question. And I'll be like WHHAAATTT? Andy you'll be like nothing? And I be like Seriously? Why ask question when there is NO real question to be asked.
That was my facebook status update. So I decided to make a blog post about it, and the status KIND OF made sense so I just copied and pasted it.
Then was told to go take a chill pill. Thanks a shit load.

STOP BEING A WHORE!!!!! (Limited Edition T-Shirts Available)

I want!

2Girls1Cup: The Crazy Reaction

'Oh I like girls' :)

I'm going away!

Considering this is a BRAND new blog (like literally BRAND NEW considering it was made TODAY), it seems kind of soon to be posting so much. But I thought I let you know that I am going away on Saturday, for the WHOLE of the Easter holidays, and I won't be back home until AFTER school starts. I KNOW. My mum has been planing it like since the day I turned eleven. It'll be just my mum, my brother and I. My mum keeps saying if my brother and I fight on this trip she's gonna be pissed. She can't really threaten to go home because everything is kinda booked :/. I mean the worst threat she can make is never to get a dog (she said we'll get a dog after the trip, not before the trip otherwise the dog will be home alone). She can't make any proper threats. Wait... Aw man I'm screwed. Knowing how annoying my brother is and my temper levels, we are very likely to not be getting a dog anytime soon. Don't worry I already have two Cheshire cats. One is Tickles and one is Goldie. Rag. Sexy beasts those cats are.

Twilight in 5 Seconds

Well, for anyone that doesn't feel like watching a shit movie, WATCH THIS.

She's amazing!

From down the rabbit hole

Hello, greetings to my readers on my first ever blog post on my new blog, From down the rabbit hole. My name is Alice which explains the title. However I am not blonde like the original Alice. Although a lot people crack blonde jokes, and I'm usually the blonde character. Not because the original Alice is blonde though, because I tend to say some (or DID say some) pretty dumb shit, and my friends or enemies never let me live it down. I used to have a different blog, but I grew it out. Actually some of you just might be from my old blog surprisingly enough. I will no longer post there, even though this post is being written before the post of the address of this blog that is going on my old blog. That was harder to explain than I thought it would. Does that make any sense? Well neither does falling down a rabbit hole.
Welcome to my blog, and lets hope that the red queen doesn't find us, cause she kinda wants my head.