I'm pretty badass

Last night I was drawing and watch the Vampire Diaries. And when Vampire Diaries finished I couldn't be stuffed moving all my drawing equipment and my ass off the couch and into my room to continue my drawing.
So I sat there, and show came on called Nikita and I had seen advertisements for it before. It's about spies or something.
And there is always a theme in these shows.
The bad ass female spy (known as 'Femme Fatale') always has really lame names, like Alex or really random or exotic names like Dallas.
And the female spy always has to be really attractive and sexy, but never innocent-looking or 'pretty'.
The main female spy always has to have a really sad past and used to be sweet and innocent until those sad things happened.
Or they had a really strange past like there father used to sell illegal drugs and now they are fighting crime.
It seems as though something traumatising has to happen to you to want to be involved in this kind of business.
But every time after I watch Charlie's Angels (as kid) I would play secret agent games with my friends and pretend our tamacotchis were our cellphones, and we could talk into our watches which made holograms of people, when the hologram person on the other end is only talking into the watch and isn't talking into a camera.

Wouldn't it be fun to be a Vampire?

Not in romance sense, but in time sense. You'll get to see time go by and see some truly legendary people.
And you'll get some people come up with the COOLEST things and not-so-cool things *cough snuggie blanket cough*.
But if romance did get involved, I'd only get involved with other Vampires because I don't like the sound of getting involved with a Teenage Boy *cough Cougar cough*.
But Vampires tend not to be very friendly with one another, so I don't think a lot of romance will be involved with that as some people might think, queue a misleading movie like uh, I don't know TWILIGHT.
And The Vampire Diaries.
But The Vampire Diaries is more fun, and Elena actually cares about the people she loves, but Bella hopes she can be a vampire and get around not getting anybody (she loves) killed doing it.
But Elena hasn't even shown a sign of wanting to become a vampire, and trying to save the people she loves from vampires. But somehow all Stephenie Meyer's good characters are still alive in the end, and some of the Vampire Diaries good characters die, therefore, not always everyone makes it out alive, therefore, The Vampire Diaries is more realistic in how death works: Death does not care whether you were a good person or not, you just die.
Getting back on topic you would have to move around a lot, to make sure no one notices your age, and you would need convincing people powers (Shown in Vampire Diaries, unlike in Twilight they don't need proof that you are not a pedofile who got plastic surgery to look younger).
And the only thing the inspired me to write this is because I was re-watching The Vampire Diaries.