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Showing posts with label 101 people you won't meet in heaven. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 101 people you won't meet in heaven. Show all posts

Tuesday, 30 August 2011

The mean things boys do just for laughs

-Have bets on girls (how fast/easily they can get them to go out with them, how fast/easily they can get girls to fall in love with them, etc., etc. Basically they have fun and the girl gets hurt feelings/ego and looks like an idiot).
-Experiments (How many girls can I date at once without getting caught?).
-Yell "HEY! SEXY!" then say "Ooohhh... Oops not you".
-Rate girls out of ten (publicly, and yes this actually happens, once to Duchess of Cambridge (Catherine Middleton) when she was in high school, they will hold up numbers which is what they rated them out of ten, Catherine got a pretty low number and she had been bullied about appearance and backround before, so her mum just introduced her to make-up yaddy-yaddy-yadda).
-Shout abuse at them just to get a rise out of them or a reaction (some girls who are really self-concious might cry, they might see some girls on the verge of tears, some might shout abuse back at them.).
-Shout things like "Hey sexy, can I smack that ass?" (that has happened to me before, I told them to fuck off).
-Sneer (Boys do this to say (even though it isn't true) you aren't worthy of my presence (if you sneer like that, that means any one and every one is worthy of your presence, the people who don't sneer and are lovely to every one are the ones that should be the one that is worthy of limited peoples' presence (some people take advantange of that))).
-Very loudly have a conversation about girls who are walking past (looks, if she didn't give every thing you wanted physically she's a bitch (I hate it when guys say that, I just want to punch them in the goddamn face)).
-Pretend to aim the ball at a girls head (I always flinch (no idea why, reflex I guess)), and when they flinch it will be so motherfucking hilarious (no idea why. *shrugs*).
-Ask them to a dance/prom and then cancel at the last minute (I don't think people really do it anymore, just because they can't be stuffed, but in the old days I think they will drive by their house and laugh).

These are either based off stories I've heard from older relatives or nannies (a nanny is a caregiver) or celebrities experiences or movies or my own.

BTW not all boys are bad nor completely evil (but they do sometimes act strangely......).

This is called being "Rolled" when you cover someone's house/front yard in toilet paper, not ONLY boys do this, sometimes it's a laugh it off joke, but sometimes it is acutally a case of bullying, really depends who you are, who did it, and what kind of relationship you have between you and the person/people that did it:


Wednesday, 13 July 2011

I am advertising....

My uncles (2nd hand) bookshop.
Today I went in there, there was so many books I wanted.
I mean I usually doubt 2nd hand bookshops and libraries.
But if you go to the right one (to find a good library look for big one to look for a good 2nd hand bookshop go inside and see what you can find).
My uncles (2nd hand) bookshop, is a 2nd hand bookshop, but isn't full of 'old' books. It has the Twilight series *gag*(not the first one, but the Second life of Bree Tanner, New Moon (2 New Moons actually one in white one in black), Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, And the official graphic novel).
Also I couldn't stop reading 101 people you wouldn't meet in heaven, like there was this one guy who will kill husbands/boyfriends of women he wanted to date and keep their body parts in the fridge, it was full of really creepy people (I fascinated by Physcopaths okay? Don't judge).
Also my uncle sells DVDs (he has Charlie St. Cloud, I have been kind of intending on watching that movie). My uncle still has some VHS (for people who are still stuck in the 80s'-90s').
He also has a whole lot of Chick Novels (I wish it rhymed like Chick Flicks, but no they're novels). Like a book called Her about a woman who met a man on a train and fell in love with him but unfortunately he has baggage.... His ex-fiancee.... aWkWaRd, that book sounds interesting.
Today my cousin and I sorted out the science fiction section. And that was when I came across that cool Physcopath book (it's actually possible my cousin is a physcopath, apparently killing animals a lot, is sign of being physcopath, and my cousin has killed fleas she got off her cat, and then showed them to her (twin) sister and I (insects count as animals right? Like in someways?)).
My uncles bookshop is called The Bookmark (because his name is Mark, get it?).
It is on Willis St (Wellington NZ), and it is in like the basement of a shopping arcade. I forget what the arcade is called though...... But it is on the same side of the road as the New World Metro.
PS I asked my uncle whether it was okay that I write about his Bookshop and he wanted me to (he has a blog as well, on Tumblr. but it confuses him as much as it confuses me).
PSS I haven't got the link to his blog, he talks about all sorts of stuff, I saw a  post in the Oscars (although a very brief one).